a million and one things to say


but I can only give you this:how-to-acheive-more-closet-spaceI know it’s a blurry picture, but this is just to remind you, in case you weren’t already completely aware, that when your children are quiet and happy and all simple giggles in their little fleshy natures, please get up off your rear, stop the amazing conversation and the nibbling on mozzarella, tomatoes, and basil, and quickly put on your snarly MAMA FACE. They can find and destroy polyester stuffing, cardboard, and styrofoam in the least expected ways. They can empty three closets into your baby’s crib. They can look all innocent and even stand beneath you giggling about what you don’t know. Don’t be the dumb Mama that brags on how sweet they’re being. You can’t afford much at this point – not to mention the benefit of the doubt. 

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Please link here in the comments to your funny posts or pictures for the week, and if you want, you can use my sweet  little button code in the sidebar and link back this direction. Let’s give each other a laugh.

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20 Comments

Megan @ Hold it Up to the Light
Reply June 18, 2009

Oh my HEAVENS! Kuddos to you for keeping your cool enough to actually take a picture.....cause I know you know, you'll laugh about it one day!

I've missed you, girl! Glad to see you back in the internets. Hope all is well!

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Ali
Reply June 18, 2009

It's a good thing there is a God, at least for the sake of your children. {wink}

Ali’s last blog post..Non-Maternal Instincts

Lora Lynn
Reply June 18, 2009

Here's mine. http://www.vitafamiliae.com/?p=2128

Lora Lynn’s last blog post..Strong Genetic Tendencies

Minnesotamom
Reply June 18, 2009

And the whole time I could only think, "Jeepers, I hope the baby isn't under all that stuff."

Minnesotamom’s last blog post..Today I had a big, ranty post ready

Lisa @ Crazy Adventures in Parenting
Reply June 18, 2009

Oh goodness gracious, I LOVE IT! But yeah, snarly momma face, heck yeah! Game on!

Lisa @ Crazy Adventures in Parenting’s last blog post..An Unplanned Day

Mary @ Giving Up on Perfect
Reply June 18, 2009

Goodness. I hope you have a super duper vacuum to take care of that mess!!

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AnnieBlogs
Reply June 18, 2009

Oh. My. Word.
And seriously, this whole comment section is full of my blog buddies. How cool is THAT? Our little world is so great, isn't it? :)

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sweethomealagirl
Reply June 18, 2009

holy cow!! that is one of those priceless moments - even if it's a pain in the rear to clean up!

sweethomealagirl’s last blog post..This is spot on.

brittney
Reply June 18, 2009

Wow.

That's hilarious!

Kelly
Reply June 19, 2009

Oh, I am so sorry... WOW. Good way to reorganize what you've been putting off, eh? Mine isn't that adept - yet. I can just wait until number two comes and she has a partner for her crimes...

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Kendra
Reply June 19, 2009

Sometimes I choose to ignore the silence because I'm willing to take the trade-off of disaster undiscovered in exchange for a few minutes of blissful quiet ignorance. However, in your case, I think you got bad deal that day.

I don't have any blog worthy Friday funnies, but how bout a twitter status?
http://twitter.com/rardnek/status/2196078554

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Jo@Mylestones
Reply June 19, 2009

Sigh. It's the blogging mantra...don't get mad...get the camera. You chose well, my friend. :-)

I don't have any brand new funnies to share, but one of my old Friday Funny posts is going up at www.5minutesforparenting.com today. Or here's a newer funny: http://mainelymyles.blogspot.com/2009/06/so-darlin-save-last-flush-for-me.html

Jo@Mylestones’s last blog post..About a Boy

Aunt Pam
Reply June 19, 2009

Mercy! I only seems like yesterday... You and Erin were doing the same little crazy things! Think back to Will's & Scott's shinanigens! :-) Too funny! Yes...you will think back to this time...and laugh and think..that only seemed like yesterday... I'm sure you weren't laughing at that moment...(not at loud at least!)
Great to hear from you!!! Hugs!!!

Tara @ Feels like home
Reply June 19, 2009

I am linking my post on our new game, Balls in the Circle. The whole post isn't funny, but the photo at the bottom makes me laugh out loud every time I see it. I stood in front of the tv to get a picture of my daughter, and her face speaks volumes of disgust.

Tara @ Feels like home’s last blog post..Balls in the Circle

Aubrey
Reply June 19, 2009

I saw that room. Just a few days ago...with three cherubic faces somewhere amidst the carnage...

Aubrey’s last blog post..Bit of Better Batter

Amanda-TheEckLife
Reply June 19, 2009

holy guacamole!!! that is sooo something my kids would do. I feel your pain girlfriend!!

BlueCastle
Reply June 19, 2009

Nothing like kids to keep you humble, right? :)

I'm so glad you're starting this back up again. I've got a boatload of Friday Funnies I've been saving up for you.

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Kimberlee
Reply June 21, 2009

Wow.

One good thought. At least they didn't empty 3 closets into the toilet... :D

micah
Reply June 21, 2009

I don't see the big deal. That's the way that room always looks.

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