I was just picking up the living room … milky pillows and blankies, the dog’s stringy toy, three shoes without a match, and a handful of Cheerios I fingered from the cushions and floor. An interesting segment of Sesame Street came on. I stood to watch, briefly came to, and caught myself having eaten the last Cheerio.

Please pray that this baby comes out soon before I go outside and catch myself eating dirt. It could happen!