Friday Funnies – updated
Everything funny that happened this week has been a touch crude, but since there is this pretty little button and all, I simply must post.
Seth and I wake early to have our Quiet Times, and if we’re lucky, Jude won’t wake up until 5:45 AM. That is Not funny. One morning this week, Jude slapped his flat feet down the kitchen toward us and leapt to the side of our bed. He climbed up using his elbows, with one thumb in his mouth and and one thumb holding a blanky.
We were about to pray together, but overwhelmed by his cuteness, invited him to snuzzle first. Leaning in, Seth said, “Jude, can daddy pray for you this morning?” and then he mumbled “sorry my breath might smell.”
Jude darted his precious little eyes up to his daddy’s, leaned back with a cocked eyebrow, and charged, “Horse PooPoo!”
I have one question before I tell you this Funny. How long has it been since Easter? Let’s see – It’s January. Nine months? How is it then that I found two strands of plastic Easter basket grass in Ian’s diaper? My imagination might kill me on this one.
Update – I finally remember the other one: My boys are obsessed with tampons. Obsessed. They are constantly finding them, bringing them to me, and asking to “please have some candy.” Jude often asks for caffeine because it is the forbidden drink, so now they ask for tampons as the forbidden treat.
It reminds me of this vivid memory I have of writing all my classmates letters on pink Hello Kitty paper and using some cool, purple plastic envelopes I found in Mama’s things in the bathroom. I passed out notes in pad wrappers to all my classmates, and what’s worse? I remember it!
I broke up with Mr. Linky. I don’t think he likes my new place. Leave me a comment that you’ve posted your funnies, and I’ll manually add your link to this post so you can get lots of blog action. Use the code in the sidebar to add the Friday Funnies button and link back here so others can get in on all the fun.
I’m in high-five position. Don’t leave me a hangin’ …
OH, this is good: