I did used to wear a dead-head shirt with pride: Friday Funnies
I have a two little stories today:
At a friends house once, and I heard her mom tell a little story of a therapist whose patient was a troubled girl. She was a sweet little thing whose mom bought her a kitten. When she came to therapy, she excitedly shared about her new pet. She said, “Want to know what I named her?” and the therapist said, “Oh, yes. What is her name?” and the little one said, “Rainbow!” and then the therapist said, “Wonderful!” and the little one said, “And you know what her other name is? and the therapist said, “Oh, what is her other name?”
and the little one said, “Jesus! Her name is Rainbow Jesus!”
Now, I’m not trying to be irreverent when I say that there just isn’t a more comforting name for an innocent little child to name her girl cat!
After that, every time I tried to talk about Jesus, my friend would say that if we could all just ask Rainbow Jesus into our hearts, the world would be a better place. I always had to agree, giggling.
Last night, Seth was trying to get all fresh with me, nuzzled up to my ear, and you want to know what he whispered there? “Yum. You smell like, like … [he couldn’t think of the word] … you smell like a hippie.”
Stop the music! Record scratches to a halt. “A Hippie?!”
“Well … [stammer stammer]”
“You mean I smell like chipotle?!”
“Chipotle? You mean, Patchouli?”
And we laugh, and well, you know, laughing is quite sexy, even if Seth does like the smell of Hippies, but Y’all, I mean, I really do love me a hippie. I do love patchouli, and I do love chipotle, but I do not smell like any of those things.
Leave a link in the comments to your funny post for the week. Spread the laughter or at least a grin, and tell us about your funniest memories, old or new. Use the button in the sidebar or link back to this post to spread the love. Come back and check out the other links, too. I’ll add your links within the post to make it easier for others to find you. From now on, I’m calling this a contest. The funniest story gets a LINK SPOTLIGHT in my next Funnies post. Thank you for laughing with me.
This week, see:
Vitafamiliae with These People Are Funny
The Busy Nothings with Questioning my Ability to Raise Children
Blue Castle with Friday Funny
Mylestones with Time to Laugh
Emerging Mummy with In Which I Have Some Bad Karma
Love Well with I Think I’d Rather Be Called a Hippie
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